Parenting Lesson #35: Don't give your toddler a bowl full of dried beans to play with unless you really mean it.

 She actually looked at me and said "mama" in a taunting voice as she tossed a handful my way.

 

She literally thew every single bean out of the bowl. There was one left and she carefully picked it out and tossed it to the side.  This is a thorough kid.

Total mess but honestly, sometimes it's worth the 5 minutes of having a fully occupied child. P.S. Kyle got home shortly after this and said "what in the world are you wearing". Apparently her outfit was a little strange...mom goggles I suppose.